Boggy is delicious.

When I was a kid I often hear eating boggy is good, but i never actually ate it. Once I was at the school, there was one kid that always do those nasty stuff. Suddenly out of no where he took his finger and put it in his nose. After a few seconds later he showed the class this big ass nasty green shit. Guess what he did next.

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What is love..baby don't hurt me..

Yo momma so big she...

Does this ring a bell??

No?

What about now?

Spider lay egg under the skin of the girl!

Angry black man.

Have you ever been so angry that you....

And then jump into the burning car?

Money is money

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Fat kiddo with hot girl!

Friendszone anyone??

Or

a big ass wallet maybe? 

Why religions are so important

Ever remember why religions are so important? Neither did I.

You want penis?

Have you ever been so angry that you want a job instead of a penis?

Summer for the most of us.

Well i got to say my summer didn't turn out that great for other people, but for me it was a great time. Or is it?

Why people don't use letters.

Have you ever wonder why people don't use letters in a team? Here is an example why people prefer numbers than letters.

Use a condom or you will get raped by a tiger!

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Blondie, why are they so dumb?

Yes, this is an old one. But why are they so dumb? I can admit my girlfriend which is a blondie can be stupid sometimes. But is it really necessarily to blame the color of the hair. I don't know but I'm going to tell a story about my girlfriend and me which is really funny for me, but i don't know if she find it funny. LOL

One day I was walking in the park with my girlfriend on a sunny day. Without noticing it, an old friend of me and my girlfriend passed by. I turned around and notice it was Wendy, which is an old classmate. We greeted and I saw she was married with a child. My girlfriend asked what the boy name was, Wendy smiled and reply; His name is Tom, he actually got a brother too. They are twins and his brothers name is Alex. My girlfriend which replied back, ''How cute, how do his brother look like?''.

To be honest, I kinda wanted to just walk away and laugh my ass off, but... couldn't stand sleeping on the couch  for 1 week either.

Another funny story

This one is from the job. A friend of mine had lunch break and decided to share a joke he heard to me. Enjoy.

Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough in to the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into t heir magazines, secure in the knowledge that the pl ane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,"ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."

The most embarrasing moment 4vah!!

Let’s face it – we’ve all had our share of embarrassing moments. Just be thankful that none of them were as humiliating as these:

"A mother was taking a shower when her 2 year old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so she ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that she had copies made and included one with each of their Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting that she take a closer look. Puzzled, the mother stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to her son, she had captured her reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera!"

"A woman and her sister were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As they were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if they needed any help. The woman replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." The sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and she turned beet red and walked away."

"A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, ‘PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for ‘THUMBTACKS.’ In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: ‘DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?’

An introvert went to bar and spots a pretty looking woman sitting on the stool. He mustered all his courage for long time, then timidly approached and asked her, "Ma’ am, would be OK if sit here and talk with you?" She was alert, suspecting this man, and responds by yelling, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Customers in the bar started staring at them. The embarrassed guy quickly returns to his table dejected and ashamed. The young woman waits a little and then goes to the guy to apologize. With a smile on her face she says, "I am sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I am a college student in psychiatry and I am putting together a thesis as to how people react to embarrassing moments." The cunning guy now yells loudly, "What do you mean by $500?"